I Suck at Rules + Funny Nathanielisms

Nathaniel: "Last night a bee sting me."

Drew: "Oh, a bee stung you?"

Nathaniel: "No. STING."

Note: A bee didn't sting or stung my son. 

Nathaniel holds a Light Up Duck and moves it up and down. "Mr. Mommy?" 

Me: "Mister? Why mister?" 

Nathaniel: "The duck is talking to you." 

Me: "Okay. I'm Miss. Misters are boys." 

Nathaniel: "Miss Mommy?" 

Me: "Yes, Mr. Duck?" 

Nathaniel: "Why you say mister?"

Me: "Is it a boy or a girl duck?" 

Nathaniel: "A boy."

Me: "Okay, he's a mister." 

Nathaniel (as duck): "Miss Mommy?" 

Me: "Yes, Mr. Duck?" 

Nathaniel (as duck): "Nathaniel can watch two videos tonight." 

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